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  2. snazziest:

    people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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  3. earthdad:

    messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

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  4. cybugs:

    one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

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  5. I’m really sick of curvier girls putting down thinner girls

    lipstick-lesbian:

    They feel the same exact way you do when someone tells you you’re fat

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  6. odair:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense

    why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza

    everyone likes pizza

    i think u need to reread

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  7. wnderlst:

Kaza, India | Dipesh Dutt

    wnderlst:

    Kaza, India | Dipesh Dutt

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  8. pokemontrainer:

    nursejoy:

    pokemontrainer:

    pokemontrainer:

    nursejoy:

    Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

    *starts clicking A button really fast*

    *clicks A button too many times*

    Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

    FUCK

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  9. carnevore:

    when someone asks how your weekend was
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  14. meladoodle:

    *tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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